Hey, I read a book today/
It was a good book, but it was not the Bible/
I stayed in the house today, I didn't shower yet/
I just check your Tumblr, like I do every day/
Nothing else to do anyway/
My life sucks, I used to like us/
I know we fought too much, but we looked cute together/
You're my sunshine when I'm under the weather/
You know, even now still/
I don't know how that works out/
I can't believe you hate me, hella cute bitches wanna date me/
I tried to get back to life/
I'm still tryna figure that out/
I don't do my homework, I can't provide for my family/
I'm tryna win a Grammy, but I need to call my granny/
I dress really good, that's all I have going for me/
I miss you, la-da-da-da, would love to kiss you, la-da-da-da/
I play piano, and.. sandals/
I like to wear Birkenstocks, with those socks you bought me/
I drink coffee and it makes my teeth black/
I learned that from Victoria, she's hella cool/
She's a white girl, you wouldn't like her/
She likes to cook too/
I know you didn't like cooking at all/
I wanna cook for you, like I used to/
I don't even care anymore/
That you're not into poems and books and art and shit/
I just wanna lay down/
And kiss you/
I feel like a maniac/
It's winter and the rain is back/
I hate the cold!/
Mostly 'cause I'm all alone/
I'M BROKE/
I can still tell a good dad joke or 2, maybe more/
I miss you/
I think that's the chorus of this song/
I was gonna use the word thong, but I think it's inappropriate/
I'm playing a Minimoog synth that I torrented off PirateBay/
Last year/
When we were all f-- good, we were pretty good last year/
Last year was a good year/
This is not my year/
I'll say it again/
This was not my year, I can't wait 'till my next birthday is here/
I like significant dates/
I wanna get on Tinder/
I wanna date a cool artsy chick that wants to join my band/
I hope she thinks that I'm the man/
I'm really just a stupid boy/
Fucked up the best shit that ever happened to me/
You didn't even mind my acne/
I wanna kiss.. something/
But all I have is pornography/
I like SmashTapes/
I don't like it if it looks too fake/
This is a based freestyle/
I'm pretty based now, look at me/
I like music, if I didn't have this I would lose it/
I just got a Snapchat/
I'm 'bout to check it while I play the piano/

[Moog improv]

Ha! It's pretty funny/
But if you ain't talkin' 'bout money, I ain't tryna hear it/
'Cause I'm on some trap shit/
I'm a dopeboy now/
Sike, I just smoke weed whenever I can/
I don't have a lighter/
Or I would light myself on fire/
I'm a security risk/
I'm psycho as I wanna be/
This is real hip-hop/
I like hopscotch/
You were butterscotch/
And I was chocolate/
And I was an alcoholic/
Just like my grandpa/
Summer In Antarctica/
Welcome to Summer In Antarctica/
All my songs I wrote, about She Who Must Not Be Named.